The Earth is about to implode. Fact. The cause? Overpopulation. You see, the more people and things which exist on the surface of the planet, the more inward pressure is exerted on the globe. Eventually, the biomass of humanity will reach a critical point and the Earth itself will crumble under our extreme load. The ultimate effect of this implosion? A black hole where the Earth used to be, sucking all matter and energy in and ejecting it somewhere else in the multiverse. The final solution? Well, there you have it.